butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
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