If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
Alive.
So much puke
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
Randomize
