Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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