Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
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No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
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He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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