Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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