Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
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