talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
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