Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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