wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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