Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
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