Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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