aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
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