You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
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I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
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i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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