its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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