Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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