I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
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the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
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why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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