The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
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