Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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