MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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