I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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