Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I wish I could punch you in the face.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
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