Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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