why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
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He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
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They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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