so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Randomize
