she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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