Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
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