Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
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