My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
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