Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
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