I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
I could have mohawked her pubes.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
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