oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
