someone get that fucking seahorse.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
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I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
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I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
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