This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
im as drunk as the barefoot contessa. GET TO MY LEVEL
dude. stop pregaming the food network.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
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u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
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I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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