didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
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