I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
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