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Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
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