Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
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