handjob tips. give me some.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
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a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
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I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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