? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
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I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
How does one acquire holy water?
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
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