please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
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just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
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who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
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