I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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