I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
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I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
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Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
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