I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
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