Kiss
Puke
"it" just moved
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
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You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
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He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
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