he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
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there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
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Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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