Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
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He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
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Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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