He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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