But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
I have so many feelings about this burrito
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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