before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Randomize
