Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
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