im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
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he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
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It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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