He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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