I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
he was screaming in a recently acquired accent that he paid for delivery and they could cancel the entire order if they didn't come upstairs
I thought you said it was going to get worse not hilarious.
the delivery boy turned out to be my students mother. now she knows that i have incredibly low standards AND thanks to the fact that he still has dialup the pizza tracker was way off and she rang the bell and he answered mid bong rip.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
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