I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
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I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
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I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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