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apparently i ate an entire bag of goldfish, kissed some guy with a girlfriend who now wants to kill me, made my sister sleep in my bed with me while i wore no pants, and told my whole family i am pregnant with jonny's devil baby...never drinking again
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
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if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
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We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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